- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black lady with big boobs? Oh, wait, it's just a fat black guy.

whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

Why did the fish but the house Because it wanted to eat the house

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

Do you wanna build a snowman ? No.

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Want to burn 3000 calories in under 5 MINUTES? Take a store bought pizza and put it in the over for as long as you want. Just watch the calories burn away in a puff of smoke!

Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

A blind man walks into a bar After realising he might be hurt everybody rushes to his aid

Why are black people so tall? Jesus was also black and therefore gives black people some favorable traits.

What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? alot of things, worms don't taste that bad.

What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

You wanna know something that doesn't exist? Grandma's.........that haven't given BLOW JOBS!

How do you make sure a kangaroo gets the right breakfast? Make sure it doesn't get the wrong breakfast

Why didn't andrea clean the dishes? She had no hands

Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him.

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A Guitar is an instrument. As far as you know...

Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

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