a horse is a horse. of course of course....unless its a cow

What happens if you don't use a condom? The person you are sleeping with may get pregnant or contract some kind of STI or STD. In worse cases you or your partner may contract HIV or possibly AID's.

Straight man: Gays can't have babies so they shouldn't be allowed to have sex. Gay man: But you got a vasectomy last year, so you can't make babies either. The straight man sees the irony, realizes how judgmental he has been and never has sex again because he maintains his opinion that gays shouldn't have sex.

Hello, this is Chuck Norris speaking.

What made Qtip's so dangerous? Q-tip's music

Two trains, each having a speed of 30km/h, are headed at each other on the same straight track. A bird that can fly 60km/h flies off the front of one train when they are 60km apart and heads directly for the other train. After reaching the other train, the bird flies directly back to the first train, and so forth. What is the total distance the bird travels before the train collide? Who cares about the bird if two trains are going to collide? You need to call this in immediately.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Screw! Screw who? Screw you.

What's the difference between an alligator and an argyle sweater? There are far too many conceivable differences between the two objects to be able to give an actual definite variance between them.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? - "Where's my tractor?"

How many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? I don't know considering it was never done before, and that the size of the pancake would have to be taken into account. Although I would suggest you use a better material like wood, plastic, or metal.

What happen when a plane crash? Everyone on it died...

What comes after 69? mouthwash

Why did the black man approach a small white girl in the alley? He was knew in town and needed directions

What's red and black and looks good on a Jew? A bullet wound.

How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

why was the monster truck late to the rally.. because it had no driver

What do you do when you say shut up to someone and they say make me? Rip out their vocal cords.

Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

A horse finds himself sleeping in the ocean. Immediately, he decides to be a dolphin.

What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

A man is driving and hits a woman. Who's fault is it? The man's: pedestrians always have the right of way.

What should you do when you're constipated? Poop.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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