What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

What does a gay horse eat? Other gay horses.

The Labour Party.

Whats worse than 4 dead babies in a bucket? finding an actual joke on Anti Joke.

Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised that they are in the presence of a celebrity.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

Women age like a fine wine: sediment develops as they lose their tannins, and earthy notes of oak and mineral develop in their flavor profile, giving them a lengthened finish.

Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

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What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big penis.

Two Chavs jump off a clift who wins? Neither the sport of Tomb stoning is considered non competitive much like jogging

How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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What's the difference between sand and menstral blood? I can't gargle sand

What do you call a Black man sweeping the floor? A janitor.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

have u ever have to clean up ur own poop? me niether.

My heart is in my hands. Call an ambulance.

Knock Knock Who's there? I eat mop I eat mop who? That's strange, most American's don't eat poo I'm Asian

A Serbian Film

Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

What's short and weak and has no life..........a Jordan pederson!

Why did the girl fall from the tree? Gravity.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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