- Anti Joke

Knock Knock ............... No one's home.

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

Q: you wanna hear a joke? A: yeah sure. Q: well im not gnna.

What do you call a moose with a 42 gauge shotgun pellet through its head? Open Season

What do you call a man that eats a sandwich? Hungry.

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

Jennifer walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender's name was Steven. His friend's sister who was my cousin's ex wife has the same name as the girl Jennifer. That's what I heard.

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

Why didnt the boy go to school the next day? Because he killed himself due to bullying

What is better than getting a job? Getting a better job.

-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

A bar walks into a man

The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

tim has no humor

Soccer...

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If yo- SHUT THE **** UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! +1 0 Comments what the difference between Obama and osama bin laden nothing +1 0 Comments Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly. +2 4 Comments What is my name? I dont know 0 1 Comment potato +3 1 Comment Why is mario red? His mother beat him as a child. +5 0 Comments Two strangers are sitting at a bar having a drink. One is a young, fat, red-headed guy named Fred. The other is an elderly grey-haired man. After a while, Fred turns to the old man and awkwardly asks: "Excuse me sir would ya' mind givin me some advice? There's this girl who has sat next to me on the bus every morning for the past three months. She's the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. She always smiles and winks at me. I wannna ask her on a date but every time I go to do it I freeze. I just don't know what to say. I'm sorry to bother you, but I'm falling for this girl and I don't know what in the world to do. Any tips?" The old man continues to sit quietly, slowly sipping his drink. After a while the old man looks at Fred. 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