- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm Polish.

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

Ask me if im an Airplane. Are your Airplane? Hell yes

Q: What's the best way to eat lasagna A: With a fork, although a spoon is a fine substitute

You:Knock knock friend:who's there you:come in friend come on who you:come in your mother

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

Why did the man yell at his wall? Because it jumped out and scared him when he walked past

What does the fox say? A scream-y howl. A shrill, hoarse scream of anguish, it sounds more than anything like a human baby undergoing some kind of physical torture.

What does a gay horse eat? Other gay horses.

The Labour Party.

Q: What does a gay horse eat? A: Cheese

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

Why did the woman have an abortion? Because she was raped at the age of 17.

The boy wakes up and says "I'm feeling kind of fishy today." The dad come into the sea anemone and says that's because you are, Nemo.

How does a man with no arms ride a bicycle? He can't, he loses control and falls over, getting a few scrapes and bruises.

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: You were adopted.

What do you call a Mad Cow? Dead. Pst, Mr.Cobb if your reading this- Hola.

How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

Where does the Queen of England live? England.

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