I AM YOUR SALVATION! And you are my poopstain

Drew Knowles is gay

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

yo mama is so fat she has more body mass than a skinny person

What do you call a hispanic man hopping a large fence? A hispanic man hopping a large fence.

Why was the snowman afraid of the sun? Because he would melt that day and die

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's dad owned a shot gun.

Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

Thats what she said......about the project proposal, it was some really valuable input.

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? we are both lawyers

Why can't bob fix it? I through a frige at him.he died.

What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies on fire and a pile of living babies on fire? The dead babies are usually not as loud.

Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

A paralyzed guy walks into a bar... Oh wait, he can't.

(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

4 hours later.

men's rights activists

Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there. Just kidding because today brought terminal cancer.

Whats green? The color green.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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