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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He's just entered into the Twilight Zone.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

Q. Why did little suzy fall off her swing? A. She dosen`t have any arms. Knock knock. Whos there? Not Suzy.

What do you call a black lady with big boobs? Oh, wait, it's just a fat black guy.

Why was the boy sad he ate a loaf of bread? Because ducks ate him alive after that.

whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

Why did the chicken cross the road? We are not familiar with the specific circumstances, therefore its difficult to determine exactly why.

Q: What does a baby look like in a microwave? A: I don't know, I don't masturbate with my eyes open.

When would you find a Mexican, Asian, Black and white guy hanging out? Never

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

Three women are seen walking while having ice cream. One of them is licking the ice cream. Another is sucking the ice cream, and the other one is biting the ice cream. One of these women is married. Which one is married? The one that has a wedding ring on her finger.

What did the Africans get for dinner? Nothing.

Wanna hear something dirty? Mud.

Q: What's worse than falling off a mountain A: Falling off a mountain into a pile of spikes

Where's Wally? In a children's book.

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whats black and doesnt work? a broken black toaster

Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

Add William Wright on facebook Answer-www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

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