A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, didn't you read the sign on the front door? It says, "People with suits on will not be served." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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In 1843 when Man invented the moon, people set sail on ironclad ships to lands that sold items that weren't for sale in similar such stores in other lands not reachable by ironclad ships or dirigibles as they became known once they changed form completely and were a differentobject entirely and of no use for water transport. That's when the real revolution in telecommunications began, the truck drivers would use CB radios as early as 1287 and 1276 in Canada. the CB radio enabled the users to order pizza and develop symbiotic relationshiops with canvas. Amongst other things.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Q: Who wants a chick with big breasts? A: Everyone apparently, because chickens are being genetically engineered that way because people are racist about what part of the chicken then want to eat. The white meat or the dark meat. Guess what? Now they can't walk because they are top heavy. And who's fault is that? The people who only eat the white meat.

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pickles are green infection is yellow all the girls i know call me a good fellow

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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just two, but I'd like to know how they got in there.

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Knock, knock ... ... ... Well I guess no one is home.

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

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Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

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What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

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a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

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Want to know a joke? There is no joke.

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If I became the president of the U.S.A I would change our national animal from eagle to smeagle. Like this if you agree. By Adam Chebali

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how may horses can you fit in a blender i can't remember what is red and goes 100KPH a horse in a blender

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Your life

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I just found my mum has Alzheimer's, I hope it isn't contagious cause my mum has it too

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What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

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Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

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Black guy something something. Anti-racist punchline.

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Knock, Knock? Who's There? Not Suzie

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Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

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My uncle said to me that life is like a box of chocolates But I'm lactose intolerant

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the awkward moment when a sentence doesnt end the way you think it octopus

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Why did the man's pants fall down? He was not wearing a belt and had recently lost some weight.

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