- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

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A Black man walks into a gay bar. He has a great time because he is perfectly content with his sexuality.

Why did the Catholic Priest get arrested? Tax-evasion.

Why did the man die? He had a terrible form of flesh-eating bacteria and he suffered a lot of pain.

You might be a redneck if you're from a rural area and behave as such.

So there was this cracker sitting on a bench. A pigeon picked it up and flew off. Probably ate it afterwards.

why did the mushroom go to the party? because he`s a fungi

knock knock come in !

Women can vote? WTF

A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

why did the girl like dick? Because Dick was a nice boy.

How do you make time fly? Develop a flying suit to put on a sun dial.

There once was a man from Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He then shortly died in his sleep due to heart failure at the age of 81.

Don't turn around when you're talking to me. Why? You will walk off of that cliff

What do you call a poldo thats hafl poldo a

A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane where having a bet on who could swim the furthest without getting wet on their hair. The Swede could have done better... The Dane did surprisingly well. The Norwegian, being bald, was disqualified. Moral: I still have some hair left!

You mom is to dumb when she herd about Walgreens she thout all the walls were green

When Chuck Norris moved into a new house he decide to renovate because he didn't like the staircase.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack, due to her poor eating habits.

What's the difference between getting hit by a car and being struck by lightning? Impossible to tell, they are 2 entirely different circumstances with limited certainties.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

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