Knock Knock Who's there??? Your mom

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If a Cheetah and Usain bolt raced in the Olympics who would win? Obviously Usain hes black and cheetahs can't perform in the olympics

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How do you make a little boy cry? Slap the cookie out of his hand.

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Roses are red Violets are blue i suck at poems nice titz

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Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

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How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

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What do you call your mum without an umbrella? Saturated Fat

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Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

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Chuck Norris is dead......

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World's 2 Biggest Lies 1. I have read and agree to the Terms of Service 2. That was my last piece of gum

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"knock knock" "who's there" "I dont know, check the door"

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Why is the young Chinese boy crying? Because he is being raped.

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meh

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why did sally drown cause she was black

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Q: How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A: Depends on the size of the tub and the size of the babies.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot for Arabian Air, idiot. What were you thinking?

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

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A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

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What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs water skiing? An anchor

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Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber's talent.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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