What's a joke? Funny

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What did the blind kid say to his dad Nothing , his dads dead

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What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

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q- what do you call a small number of black people running away from a large group of white people? a- every marathon known to man...

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How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

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What was Tiger (from Whinnie the Pooh) looking for in the toilet? Pooh

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what is the biggest lie I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

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A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

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Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

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A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

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What's sadder then a dead puppy? 2 dead puppies.

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Two stoners walk into a bar. They didn't drive there because they were high and wanted to enjoy a cool, evening stroll.

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How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a brick at it.

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What do u call a gay dinosaur Tyran a sore arse

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Why did the Jew go to prison. He slaughtered his family.

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Why did the skeleton cross the street. He didn't.

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Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

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So,a guy walks up to his friends at the bar and try's to to talk to them,the friends start being rasist ,so the first guy says 'wo guys stop going in that direction ,that one direction

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WTF THINKING: "If you are going trough hell go back to where the path to hell began just get the fuck out of there you stupid dumbass muddaf0cker" "If you feel life is pushing you five steps back for each one you go forward, just turn your fucking back to your goal and you will get there in no time" "Never ever ever ever ever give up" -Fucking inspiring when you just give up after a certain number of "evers" "IT IS BETTER TO REIGN IN HEAVEN THAN TO SERVE IN HEAVEN!" "I forgot the rest" Nero the ONLY moralman (Fuck Neronism and they copying my shit, I am the only psychopath animal theRAPIST in town! (Female animals only, you think I am a pervert or something? Be ashamed you perverted deviant!)

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Lad: Whats that smell Girl: Nothing Lad: That is right nothing now get into the kitchen!

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Boy it's sure cold out today. Die

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What's green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of tree? A Pool Table

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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