- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

whats red and all over the road your family after a horrific car crash

why was little jonny not playing in the baseball game? his legs were shattered in a terrible lawn mowing accident.

HEYEEYAHEYAYYAEEAHHAAA

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

What did the Nazi solider receive on his birthday? A bayonet up his ass.

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

Kameron Brown is gay.

A teenager walked into a bar. A drunk man got angry and beat him to death with a club.

What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

Knock knock. Why do you say the words "knock knock" without actually knocking on the door?

What to hear an anti-joke? No.

Your mum is so fat, she is likely to do die before my mum.

If anyone has a KIK, put it in the comments.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

How do you get Helen Keller to keep a secret? You politely ask her not to tell anyone.

What do you get when you cross a rusty nail and a foot? Tetanus

What happens when your school teacher gives you homework over the break? You give your teacher homework too!

Your momma is so stupid your momma forgot that jesus did exist and has been proven by historians to have existed

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his failing marriage.

Why don't nuns wear bras? Because god supports everything!

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