- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

So a moose walks into a grocery store and asks the clerk, who is a penguin, "Where's the bread?" And the penguin says "On isle three!" But, when the moose gets to isle three... The bread isn't there!

What do you get when you cross a man, with Alzheimers disease?

Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Why did the patient die of aids disorder? Butt sex. Lots and lots of butt sex.

What did the little girl say after her dad hit her? Nothing. She was a month old and died instantly.

What's hairy and sags? A ball sack

If chuck Norris is so awesome how come he's not at my house slamming my face into the keybodhdtegdudgegdtdjaowpqhwvsmx vxbdnsksksh

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

Q: Why was the cook put in jail. A: He has killed 2 people and robbed several stores

Why did sally fall off the swings? She didn't have any arms. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally, she doesn't have any arms.

Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

Roses are red Violets are blue Still the Holocaust

What's worse than getting AIDS from your boyfriend? Getting AIDS from your brother.

Why did Sam have no friends? He was dead.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not your cheese.

I do not want to know, you want to TELL ME so that I can increase the potency of the hypnotic suggestion by... Lets say... A number that if I said would work instantly? I wrote CONDOMS ARE FOR PUZZIES... Which kinda makes sense... Just a line, from the worst game ever.

Why did the cow cross the road? -Because it lives in India and is allowed to.

what's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it~? lots of things.

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an ax.

LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK person with a deck-patio no please don't

Where did the duck hide its pail? UNDER THE STAIRS!!

whats in a red suit with a white beard and jolly......st.nick jerking of and blowwing a load in your stocking while taking a shit on you coffee table before theen hanging it back up over the fire place

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