Don't hate the cosplayer hate the... Actually, I lied, hate the cosplayer.

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

How many Hairdressers does it take to change a lightbulb. Usually one.

A wild bear walks into a bar, grabs a drink and looks at the man next to it. The man then wakes up from a dream and gets ready for work.

What do you call a limbless woman on a beach? Sandy

-What did George Clooney say to Jennifer Lawrence? -"Hi!"

My friend thinks he's smart, He said that onions are the only food that make you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.

Why is The stop sign bent? Because a ambulance full of sick kids hit it.

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What have in common a recently born baby and a quadriplegic blonde person? Both have legs but they cant walk

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Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

ask me if i have a place to call home> 'have you a place to call home?' no im sad and lonely.

Jokes are dumb. Stories are better. Did you ever hear the story of the blind man who walked into the fish market and said, "Evenin' ladies!"?

whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

Why couldn't the little girl swing? She didn't have any limbs.

Knock Knock! F*ck off

What's white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

Why did the gitl fail her cooking class? Because she was abused and severely beaten by her teacher

What does an Irishman say to you in the morning? Nothing because you only speak French.

why did Bernard have a bold because I ripped his Mohawk

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just two, but I'd like to know how they got in there.

In 1843 when Man invented the moon, people set sail on ironclad ships to lands that sold items that weren't for sale in similar such stores in other lands not reachable by ironclad ships or dirigibles as they became known once they changed form completely and were a differentobject entirely and of no use for water transport. That's when the real revolution in telecommunications began, the truck drivers would use CB radios as early as 1287 and 1276 in Canada. the CB radio enabled the users to order pizza and develop symbiotic relationshiops with canvas. Amongst other things.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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