- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One fish... Two fish... Red fish... I have AIDs

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There was once a boy who ate fire. He died of severe burns.

Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

The Colts this year.

Whats the difference between males and females? fe

Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

Roses are read violets are blue i ate a fetus now you die to

your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

What's five times 10? Sixty, you retarded fuck.

Why are black people black? Because they're clearly not white.

What’s the best part about knowing things no one else does? Nothing. I’m schizophrenic and can’t afford medication.

What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

It's porn, we all knew that, do you have something interesting to say?

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

Thats what she said......about the project proposal, it was some really valuable input.

Why was the snowman afraid of the sun? Because he would melt that day and die

knock knock whos their? kevin kevin who? knock knock huh? queef

Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

What's the difference between a Chinese guy and a bucket of fried chicken? There are numerous differences.

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