- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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1 out of 4 questions. How do you get a girrafe in a fridge? Open it, put the girrafe in, and close it.

Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

saw a free cat yesterday...it was dead on the side of the road

Invisible Children Foundation.

Q: Whats blue and white and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A: A tree wearing a denim jacket.

Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

Roses are Red, uh..uh..ahhhhh oh shit I just came that curse is true

Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda.

whats worse than nailing 8 babies to 8 trees? nailing 1 baby to 8 trees.

what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

How do you make a baby stop screaming? Pour acid down its throat.

Where's my tractor?

i walked into a bar, the bar tender for some reason said get out. the bartender did not realise that i was the #1 criminal in america. but why would he, i was in cuba. ( i was seven at the time)

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Anders Lungren is a worthless peice of scrub

A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

Q: what did the poor, blind, deaf, orphan girl get for Christmas? A: cancer.

What did the Christian say to the Muslim? Our faiths are actually derived from the same Judeo base.

wanna hear a joke? i dont

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