- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Call the cops girl They can't unrape you

What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

What did the blonde order in the restaurant? A cup of coffee.

how do you make a little boy cry? Kill his parents in front of him .

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because having no sense of hearing or vision she is completely incapable of operating any sort of machinery.

walk into your friend’s house and say “what’s up with the dead guy out front?” (you have to murder a person for this joke to work)

Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. sama bin laden, is coming for you.

watched pride and prejudice last night. I hate period dramas... too much blood

what is orange and sounds like a parrot a carrot

Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

Why did the boy jump in the van? Because his parents had just been in a terrible car accident.... There where 2 fatalities.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

What is holocaust victim's favorite food? Hamburgers.

Q: Who was the best Jewish cook? A: Hitler.

The snake rides the bicycle in the forest, the rabbit sees this, and says "hey snake, you don't have legs" "oh damn" replies the snake and eats the rabbit because of the insolence

Whats worst than finding half a worm in your apple? Getting rapped by a giant scorpian

Q: How many licks does it take to the center of a tootsie pop? A: At least one.

A Jew walks into a wall with a boner. He breaks his nose.

Knock knock Who's there Police, there's been an accident Oh really? Know i'm actually a serial rapist and i have a gun so open up

why was the boy crying over his dog, his cat, and his bird? Cuz i raped them Wat about his pet hamster? I threw it at a wall

Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

What did the twin towers order from the pizzeria? Two large Plane

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