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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had AIDS

a man ran into a bar screaming. he now has a severe coma

How do u wake up lady gaga You go into her room and yell at her

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.It is a very simple task for somebody who knows what to do.

Why did the constipated man go to the bathroom? To intentionally throw up; he has an eating disorder.

How can you tell if someone is a virgin? Everyone is a virgin in something. For example, if you never had sex with a dinosaur, then you are a virgin at dinosaur sex.

What did one cake say to the other? You wanna piece of me?!?

Did you hear about the guy who got his whole left side cut off? Now he is dead..

A blonde went to buy a Pizza and after ordering, the assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve. "Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Tourette's, PENIS.

Q.why did the monkey fall out the tree? A. it was dead Q. why did the second monkey fall out the tree? A. it was hanging onto the first one Q. why did the third monkey fall out the tree? A. peer pressure

Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

What do you call the child of a black male and an asian female? A child of mixed ethnicities.

My mom always said that jumping in a pile of leaves was fun! That was before a 20 foot long iguana bit her head off...

A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

Did you know diarrhoea is genetic? It is a side effect of Polycystic Kidney Disease.

Yo mamma so black, she uses armor all instead of lotion...

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

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