- Anti Joke

A man and his friend go hunting,one falls in a hole and appears dead. The friend calls 911 and asks what to do, the operator says ok first we need to make sure he's dead. The friend checks his pulse and finds out he is living, then an ambulance is sent and the hunter lives with minor injuries.

Why did the drunk man puke? Because he was drunk.

A Black man walks into a bar. He then has a drink of Alcohol and walks home to return to his family.

whats the difference between slade , and wizard? wham

What do you call Batman with a knife in his chest? Dead

Where did the girl go when a bomb was dropped on her? Everywhere

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

roses are red, violets are blue, penis

Jolly Rancher the particle beam is in the alpha quadrant and we are good to go.Please confirm receipt of this communique. Cell Leader Iqbal

Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

What body part did German prince Heinrich von Missingpenis lack? His toenail.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven drove two planes into the world trade center.

Why did the parents order the 16 year old daughter to move out of Virginia? Because she lost her virginity

Two fish are sitting in a tank. One says, "I'll man the guns. You drive."

Roses are red Grass is green Get in the van If you know what I mean

Knock Knock Who's There? Steve Steve who? Your friend Steve, you called and told me to come over. Oh, come in.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the editor lose his job at a poetry magazine? Because he's worthless.

why can't hellen keller eat a pizza? because she is dead.

do you listen to dubstep? OH YEA I LOVE SKRILLEX -_-

Ditto, the Slut Pokemon. Ditto is a bisexual f@ggot who will f*ck any Pokemon that moves.