- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally has a burning hatred for dairy products.

Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord and savior?

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

A ghost walks into a bar. Nobody sees it because it is a supernatural entity.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

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Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

I was relaxing on the beach today when a fat bird came over and said, "Would you rub this lotion into my back please?" "I'm afraid I'm only here for the day," I replied.

What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Someone born in the 1970s feeling self-righteous about defending the victims.

What is similar to an orange?? A tangerine.

Today, my friend threw a lemon at me very hard and hit me in the testicles. FML

If black guys really have big packages, why are there standards so low, they prefer fat girls? I don't know, but prejudice and racism is wrong dickhead.

How do you get a Blonde to brake her nosebone? You put your dick under a glastable! QQ

Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

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