- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it has a serious crack addiction and there was a drug dealer on the other side.

what do you say to a black guy on steroids? B!tch please

Like does not mean said. You can blame Justin Bieber for that one, cuz he was like "Baby Baby Baby" and I was like "no"

[] [] Those are eyes These are teeth

what do u say when u meet somebody new hello

How can you tell if a man has an erection? His penis is no longer flaccid

What's worse than an asian driver? A blindfolded asian driver.

Knock knock. With the invention of doorbells, knocking has become almost obsolete.

What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

So a baby seal walks into a club...

Tyrone is innocent! I can't wait until Kirsty gets hers!

Why didnt suzy give mary i high five? because i cut off her hand

why was the blonde confused? because she was born with a low IQ making her mentally retarded.

Knock Knock Come in! :)

Whats funnier then a dead baby? A lot of things.

Whats blue and white and red all over? The American flag

A man walked into his house He saw his wife having an affair with his teenage Gardner

Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

My friends new nickname is hawk-eye! He is a jackass...

A Jew finally tipped He was in a canoe

What did the Doctor say to the patient. You have AIDS The patient took out a machete and stabbed the Doctor. The Doctor died. Two weeks later, the patient died of AIDS.

I have a dirty joke. Poop.

what is green and smells bad? an orange dolphin that poops out rainbows.

what is worse than losing your phone? having it destroyed because you were texting while driving causing an accident and you are not eligible for and upgrade for another two months.

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