What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?" Oh ya he had alzheimers.

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Two men walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have some H2O!" The second man says "I'll have some H2O too!" Both men get water, because the bartender knows better than to give someone dihydrogen dioxide.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The chicken"

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What do you call a plane going to Africa with 100 black people on it? A plane, the contents of the plane is irrelevant...

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You tell me. I have amnesia.

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Why was six afraid of seven. It wasnt because numbers cant possible show emotions. I

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Nero here, nice to see you guys again, now you know why my babbling has been excessive (and pissed at the comments below, but now that the pills are working I am calm) Anyway, yeah point Zero is my "world" now, and its been thriving under my values (something I feared would just work on paper, and if so such beliefs would all been for nothing) As for hero... Well insert something like "I am no hero, I just do what is right" or something cheesy, or... Well, thats what I do really... Since nobody uses this site Ill extend the time you "former followers" can chat, as I got some nice stuff to share, and might just share a bit before I pass away (nah, but I will sleep when tired), I got a lot to do tomorrow.

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How many owls can you fit in a bath tub?

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Why was the black kid in the AP Calculus classroom? Because he was a very driven student, who studied hard so that he could attend a good University and build a good life for himself and his family.

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An asian and a black guy walked into a bar. An ambulance rushed to their aid as they were in great pain and had a slight chance of becoming paraplegic.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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why are you reading these jokes? i have nothing else to do. ok

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why did the boy stay home from school? it was saturday

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I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs, everybody digs. Guys, it's not a very profound poem, but it's deep.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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Why Bono always walk barefoot ? Because he's an asshole.

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National security?

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Yo mama's so fat that she needs substantially larger clothes than most other people

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why can't hellen keller eat a pizza? because she is dead.

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What do you call a man with a gun in his mouth? Keith.

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guess what What? Apsolutly nothing

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Why did the editor lose his job at a poetry magazine? Because he's worthless.

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Ditto, the Slut Pokemon. Ditto is a bisexual f@ggot who will f*ck any Pokemon that moves.

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How do you feed 1000 people? Cook 1000 meals .

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