A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not suzie!!

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a shiny new Cadillac? I don't have a shiny new Cadillac in my garage.

What happen to the girl that did the splits. Her legs broke.

I own two ferrets. I was merely stating something factual.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm colorblind.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs water skiing? An anchor

a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

Up until today I thought eminem was the lead singer for maroon 5

Q: A man, already drunk, walked into a bar. What did he say? A: Ouch!

Why did the weiner dog have a bad childhood? Uncle Monty put his foot up its arse on a daily basis before chewing dorris's nose, ears and eyelids.

Get up Look in the mirror

justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

why was their a child on the sun? There wasn't he would be incinerated

What's 9 + 10 19

Roses are red Violets are blue Your whole family is dead And now it's time for you!

When life gives you lemons, you go to a therapist and seek help because your dementia has progressed to the point that you are seeing and feeling illusions.

Yo momma is so stupid people make fun of her for her learning disability

What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

You played so good! No, I played well. Okay??

Why did the chicken cross the road? We are not familiar with the specific circumstances, therefore its difficult to determine exactly why.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on the training and hence productivity of the babies.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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