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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the woman step away from the kitchen? To pick up her paraplegic son, who had fallen.

What did Robin say to Justin Beiber? You're gay. Angus L.

i like having monkeys lick peanut butter off my nipples

So three ants are in a straight line. The first ant said there's an ant behind me, the second ant said there's an ant behind me, and the third ant said there's an ant behind me. Why is this? The third ant lied.

Why doesn't Harry have any arms? Because he's a Jew.

Q.How many dinosaur species can jump as high as a house? A.All of them, houses can't jump

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A) The color of their hair.

A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

What is 33 + 1? Penis

What happens when you mix bleach and ammonia? You eventually die of respiratory failure from inhaling chlorine gas and possibly an exploding toilet.

a 10 year old walks into a bar and orders a beer, he is then escorted out because you are not aloud to be under 21 years old to be in a bar

What's worth than a large pile of dead babies? Nothing, you sick freak.

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like rhymes Penis

Why is it a shame if a kid gets run over by a car? I like the newspaper headlines about stabbings better.

Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more likely you are to realize that beans aren't actually fruit. They're legumes.

When a Jew with a boner walks into a wall what hits first? It really depends weather his arm or leg is sticking out when he hits the wall. When studying trejectory sciences, you will find out that it will be nearly a 95% chance that his foot will in fact hit the wall first.

What do you call two black men walking down a stairwell? Their names.

What is it... Michael J Fox has a small one, modonna doesnt have one, Arnold Shwatznegger has a long one, the pope doesn't use his, and bill clinton uses his a lot. A last name

What did the black jewish homosexual say to the conquistador? Nothing as they were both from entirely different time periods.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to escape the evil villains in giant mech suits.

What do you get when you mix hydrochloric acid and a humans digestive track? Death.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a man holding a shotgun was chasing him

Roses are Roses Violets are Violets I am to Literal, That is a statement.

What did the wall say to the other wall? I didn't say anything because it isn't living and it can't talk because it is impossible.

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