there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

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what did luke say to darth vader? Can i borrow ur car please.

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What's worse than shitting whilst fucking? Losing your eye! Kelvin Yang

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"I just don't understand the difference between yours and mines." "Well, you see, yours belong to you, whereas mines explode when you step on them."

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Stab her.

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why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

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What did the down syndrome girl get for christmas? Cancer.

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If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

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A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

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What did the Chicken say to the Turkey Nothing, Chickens don't talk.

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the next time someone says "yolo" im going to pull out my shotgun and reply "sadly..."

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Why did the woman say ow? She was shot in the foot

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How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

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When writing haikus Sometimes, I miscount the syllables See, that line has eight.

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What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

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Chuck Norris can speak Japanese. Believe it or not he is actually multilingual, he speaks Spanish and French as well.

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What can I say, besides, the media is fighting one another now, people do have more freedom, religion is losing the grip on people, and yeah the world may be a bit grim right now, but people have chosen their own direction in life, and that is going wherever the most corrupt ones in society tell them to. And that was never different, I am not saying that you are not doing a good job, I am saying that the underground society failed, we where idealists, then we where branded criminals, without a shred of proof, I have not lost myself, and you have not lost you, why save the rest from what they enjoy?

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What do gay kittens eat? Cat food. Friskies and Fancy Feast are both popular brands.

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what does the muslim guy say in a very busy metro station? jaallalalalalalalalla BAM

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A black person went into a store and paid full price for his tv

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually, 6's fear was totally irrational, and thus unexplainable. This sort of fear is generally referred to as a phobia.

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what hurts more than getting shot in the arm Getting shot in both arms!

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A jew enters a mall.

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how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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