- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If black guys really have big packages, why are there standards so low, they prefer fat girls? I don't know, but prejudice and racism is wrong dickhead.

What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

Why was little Jimmy so sad? Because he was H.I.V. positive

Knock, knock -The door's open.

What's better than winning the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

What is the difference between England and yogurt? One is a Western-European country and the other is a dairy product.

Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

Nah

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

A ghost walks into a bar. Nobody sees it because it is a supernatural entity.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

Godzilla steps on a bar and orders a Scotch.

-Why didn't a girl cry after she fell down with her bike? -Because a handlebar pinned her lung.

what did the indian boy say to his friend? I wish you were real

Is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Getting AIDS.

Why did the man tell the child to get into the van? They were late for a field trip.

People who find just saying 69 is the funniest thing ever.

Q: What's 1 + 1? A: I don't know, I am an African who was bought up in the famine my mother died, my father starved. I have to sell myself to feed my sisters. I never went to school and drink my urine every second day because I have no water.

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