- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What mouse walks on two legs? Mickey Mouse. What bear walks on two legs? Winnie the Pooh. What duck walks on two legs? All of them, dumbass.

How many fish does it take to brush their teeth? Jp's worth of fish isn't enough.

I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

Once you go black, you have a high chance of being in an interracial relationship.

Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

What did the homicidal maniac say to his 13th victim? Nothing, she was dead at the time.

A blonde was very smart, and nobody made fun of her when she sometimes made small mistakes like every other person regardless of hair color.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, and so do I.

So a blonde walks into a wall...

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "What'll it be?" The horse never replied.

What do you call somebody who votes for Donald Trump? A voter. What do you call somebody who votes for Hillary Clinton? A voter.

kill yourself

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked.

An American almost walks into a store when he sees a Jew. The Jew was also about to walk into the store, So the american opens the door for him and says"Jew first."

I read my Uncle an anti-joke. He is still wondering why it made no sense to him.

i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

why couldnt the man run because he had no legs

Doctor doctor, i think i need glasses! Go to an opticians then...

"Lassie, Lassie, come quick! Timmy is in the well!" "I'm a dog," replies Lassie. "You folks have ropes, ladders, and opposable thumbs. What the hell could I possibly do to help?" With that final act of disobedience, Lassie was turned into fertilizer.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water, Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill came tumbling after. They both died of blood loss.

When were in a zombie apocalypse I will make sure to save you for 40 days and then I will sacrifice you

Roses aren't blue Violets aren't red She was my ex wife But now she's just dead.

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