A blonde walked into a bank. She deposited her check, thanked the teller, and promptly left.

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If 1+1=2, then you must have passed first grade arithmetic.

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What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

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whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

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What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

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What do you call a blue chair A black person

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Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

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How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

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So Helen Keller walks into a bar...

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What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

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Two stoners walk into a bar. They didn't drive there because they were high and wanted to enjoy a cool, evening stroll.

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How do you hook up with a really hot chick? This website is intended for Anti-Jokes, Not Dating Advice.

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A dyslexic woman wears a bar.

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How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

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what's the difference between rice and an asian? one is a food.

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why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

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why was the boy crying he had cancer

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

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Where's Waldo? In rehab. Waldo is in rehab.

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Girl: I wrote a poem. Boy: Let's hear it! Girl: I like you, thats a start. You don't, so we are growing apart. In my heart there's a little tear, its funny to see how much you care. I hate the way you played my heart. You never finish what you start. Boy: Cool. Whose is for? Girl: You... Boy: Wow ummm, I have to go to......................yeah bye.

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Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

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A: Knock Knock. B:Whose there? A:Jehovah witness!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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