- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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an american an asian and a jihadist got on a train where did they go no where as the jihadist was strapped to c4

whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot

Children + my basement + my finger = yes

Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

What did the korean guy order at the deli? A sandwich

Dislike this joke for a cookie However if you like this joke you dont get a cookie

There was an elephant , a bird, a man, a tree, a cat, a dog, a lion, a horse, a cow, a pig, a duck, a lemon, a turnip, an apple, a rabbit, a slice of pizza and a spoon. I just wasted around 8 seconds of your life

Q: What do a dead cat and a flower have in common. A: Nothing, just go away.

What do you do if you run over a black man? Call an ambulance... he's probably about to die.

What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

What's blue and white and can't climb a tree? A fridge in a denim jacket!

Why did the 18 year old girl take her clothes off? To take a shower

Alien vs. Predator = Evil Staplers vs. Evil Jamaicans

Thank you, you remind me that I am not insane, just because I believe we humans can accomplish more, by uniting as one, rather than fighting one another. I feel as if I belong somewhere else, yet the question remains always, are people such as you better, or are we relics from the past?

waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

What's another name for asexual reproduction? Parthenogenesis.

You do realize that in my home dimension of earth, I am just lying in the sun, typing on the goddamn laptop right? I mean are you retarded OR SOMETHING? I AM THE GODDAMN MORAL MAN! Moral: Honestly though, If I where like running around shouting this, I... Would begin to get slightly worried...

A woman walking alone through a poor area of town. She is approached by a man who proceeds to mug her, rape her, and murder her.

What's the best use for a van full of candy? Donating it to an orphanage.

Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

Your mom is over the average weight for a person of here height and age.

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