- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do black people and white people have in common? They are both mentioned in this box

A baby seal walks into a club.

Q: Why are elephants afraid of mice and/or rats? A: Elephants tend to have bad eyesight and startle quite easily?

What is 9+10? 19

When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

You tell me. I have amnesia.

A black man is escorted into a prison. He's the new warden, and he's been shown to his office.

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

What do you get when you cross Jesus with James Woods? Crucifixion

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

whats black and hangs from my tree a plum

How do you identify a Chinese tank? They smash their own people.

Life's like a box of chocolates it's shit if you have diabetes

What do a bike and a human have in common they are both objects

What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get down.

What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

What's something that really sucks? Having a homicidal cat on your chest.

Asians look like they have down syndrome.

What made Chuck Norris cry? Stubbing his toe

What has eyes but cannot see? A blind man.

what did the dog eat for dinner? food.

Why was the little boy sad? He was recently molested.

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