The chicken crossed the road.

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how do you confuse a blonde? ask if she wants a cake...then rape her

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How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? Depends on how big the lightbulb is

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why did the white man walking down the street have no hair? he had had cancer for 5 years prior.

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A man walks in to a bar and orders a drink. He has been drinking alone every day since his wife an unborn child died in an horrific car accident.

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Whats the most fun thing you can do with hangers and a vaccum cleaner? -abort babies

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no possible way for humans and chickens to communicate with each other. Therefore we cannot know.

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A. Where was Sally during the boston marathon bombing? Q. Everywhere. www.facebook.com/wowedgy

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Sometimes when I'm horny, I put vinegar on my diick

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what's blue , and you can urinate on it ? a rim block.

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Why is Apple so successful? Well, that is not a question that can be answered simply. Many factors are involved in this, including but not limited to marketing, customer support, and smart business strategy. For more information, please visit Apple's website.

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What do a boat and a computer have in common? Nothing

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Get it? More.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the 99p mcdonalds mayo chicken was popular in the coop.

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You still alive? I used to be called proteus by the way, but then you disappeared and Neronism or watever its called now turned insane. I mean we killed you man! Out of mercy, you telling me a jacket changed you and everything? Where have you been? Six million followers? And all the shit that has made "moral man" the most lauded thing on Horsehead is you? Mind helping me make sense out of all of this?

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what did the baby say to his mum? he sed bfirbvuirnvkjwmndckie

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Where do you guys find all these jokes? Your mom's Vagina

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Why was the women not in the kitchen? She was dead

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what is worse than a joke? an anti-joke.

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Want to hear a joke You're Adopted

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What do you tell your dad if he constantly gripes about his balls? He's got testicular cancer and he's going to die a horrible painful death.

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WILLY

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what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

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If a blonde and a brunette are both falling out of a building, which one will hit the ground first? The brunette, she jumped first.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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