Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

what do you call a man with no arms or legs jetskiiing? I don't know but it seems a highly improbably situation.

a man makes a bad joke

What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

What did god say when he made the first african american? "I got about 3 more humans to go and about 400,000,000 more insects and plants"..

Tiny timmy likes timmy turner in his time of tingling on christmas.

Yes, it's for the patiënt in the other room.

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

a group of teenagers are laughing at a boy around their age when on says "youre stupid" the boy then replies "i prefer the term Autistic"

If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris now has $10.

Shape like a book, have papers like a book, have a cover like a book, and could be read like a book. But it's not a book, what is it? A dictionary

I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

What's hotter than a beautiful girl in a bikini? Among many things, the Sun, the Earth's core, the inside of a volcano...

whats black and doesnt like politics? a black chair

Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

Q:where did the little kid go? A:wait, before or after i killed him

Knock knock! Who's there? Alan okay come in

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

I'm at my grandmothers house right now

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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