Knock knock! Who's there? The police your son died in a car crash.

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why was the the taxi cab driver having a bad day? because he wasnt making very much money, didnt get alot of customers, some of which were extremely rude, and his entire family just died.

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What do you call a black man that steal from your shop? A thief

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What happens when your school teacher gives you homework over the break? You give your teacher homework too!

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A horse finds himself sleeping in the ocean. Immediately, he decides to be a dolphin.

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roes are red violets are blue we have nothing in common so baby were through

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm black give me money

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i said call 911 and they said whats the number?

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your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

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Why should we dislike all the jokes on the Newest Page? Well you should too. >.>

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Your d is so small that when you had a boner and walked into the wall....... YOU BROKE YOUR NOSE! Millimeter Monster bro

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Why did man lay down? His dog ate his genitals.

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What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far.

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Why did Suzie fall out of her swing? Because she had no arms.

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Her Majesty's Government of the United Kingdom of Great Britain

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A man offered a little boy a ride home. He drove the boy home where his father preceeded to beat him senseless.

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why did the girl cross the road? to get away from you

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A black guy and a Hispanic guy are in a car together. Who's driving? The black guy.

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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How do you get girls to watch a crappy movie? Tell them Taylor Lautner is in it.

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Whats black and runs really fast? Usain Bolt

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why do muslims always turn to their left? Because they don't have their rights.

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What did the bartender say when the black man walked into the bar? Hello, what would you like to drink?

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Anti Joke

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