If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

It's yellow and when you press the button, it becomes red... A baby chicken in a blender

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

What do you call a baby that fell in lava Dead

What’s big, grey, has wrinkly skin, and a trunk? An elephant. Oh, you’ve heard this one.

True or false , is it hotter in the summer or in the city? False, because blue monkeys don't eat orangutan bones.

Roses are red Violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

What is the difference between ashes and a jew? A lot

What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

Your mama's so nice, she made me cookies once. And I enjoyed them.

I was on Facebook today. Opened someones wall. Read "LIKE if you know someone that needs to be smacked in the face with a shovel." So I liked it and wrote my exboyfriend's name.......

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how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

Q:What do you call an insecure person A:Somebody who is likely to commit suicide

Why did the asian man go to the bar with a black man? Because they both wanted to enjoy a few beers in the company of another.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Shit on her face

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A bench is an inanimate object and a Mexican is a human being.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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