A black guy and a Hispanic guy are in a car together. Who's driving? The black guy.

Why are all teachers stupid? They´re not. Why would you say that?

Her Majesty's Government of the United Kingdom of Great Britain

A man offered a little boy a ride home. He drove the boy home where his father preceeded to beat him senseless.

What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far.

How do you get girls to watch a crappy movie? Tell them Taylor Lautner is in it.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your roommate, I forgot my keys.

Stop screaming! The damn uppercase letters make my head hurt! Let a lady have it for once!

the firefighter says to the other firefighter: hey firefighter, are we going to fight a fire?

How do you throw a party in space? You planet!

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What did the rabbit buy the Jewish duck for Hanukkah? Nothing, animals don't celebrate holidays.

How do you kill a blonde? A gun.

2 guys walk into a bar the first gys says id like a beer the second guy says me to

why does paul mccartney not wear shoes? cause a nigga stole it

Q: why did the prisoner drop his soap? A: easy sex

A man walks into a bar. He has a serious drinking problem and is destroying his life.

I like cheese. You like cheese. Have a nice day.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ada! Ada who? Ada burger for lunch!

Q:Whats Brown and sticky? A:Maple Syrup

Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

Q How do you know when a gay walks into a bar A Albert rushes over and starts feeling him up

A man walked into a bar. It was closed, so I don't see how this was possible.

i hate black people

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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