Shes got a big booty so I call her by her first name, women deserve respect.

whats worse than getting killed by a random tomahawk in COD mostly anything because COD is only a video game

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

outside your comfort zone

Where was the black child's dad? At work. He'll be back around 6:30

Lindsay Lohan

What do you call a man with no legs and no arms on your doorstep? Matt

An atheist and a priest agree to a public debate. The priest doesn't make much of an attempt to argue because there is a young boy in his podium giving him a handjob.

what do you call a black man that sells drugs

How do you scare a brunette? Hide behind a door or wall until the unsuspecting person walks by, then jump out and yell.

What did the politician say to the bank robber? "Were both robbers"

when life gives you lemons throw them away.. they are probably bad

Why did my toaster break? because it was made in china

what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile. get in the batmobile.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

How do u kill somebody You throw a fridge at him

once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

Whats worse than having a parking cone rammed up your ass? Realizing that a big orange cone is up your ass.

Hi, my name is Jake.

how does an Arab scare someone He does a countdown

What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

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