Knock Knock whos there? a black man ohh ok come in

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Q: Why did Captain Kirk suck his own dick? A: Nobody else was around, I guess.

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What does a cookie and the twin towers have in common? They both crumble.

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roses are red violets are blue i am black and so r u

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Nock nock Who's there K K who? You forgot the K

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why did the chicken cross the road............ why dont you tell me smartass

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GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT i farted. : l

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What's the difference between Jews and pizza? God likes pizza

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A pengiuin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

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What the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

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Why was the boy crying on his birthday? He was being molested by his birthday clown who he was fully aware was his alcoholic costumed father.... And it wasn't his birthday.

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Knock knock Who's there? Hi I'm John from the jehovah witness society down the street and I'd love to talk to you about your beliefs! Would you like a pamphlet?

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A drum and a cymbal fall off a cliff...

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Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

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Yogurt? You are joking right? I am having yogurt right now, do you like see trough me or something? I mean I have been told people can do that but no way!

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why did the black man leave his home because there was a hurricane that would have killed him if he stayed.

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A blind man watches TV

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HOLY COW!

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Why are some people so barbaric? Because some people are German.

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What did the crazy asian man say just before he died? He didn't say anything- he was in an 18 month long coma due to a brain stem stroke. He left behind a wife, a 3 year old daughter and a newborn son.

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Did you hear Whitney Houston died? Yes.

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A: Knock, knock A: Knock, knock A: Um, knock, knock! B: Sorry, I was pretending that I wasn't home.

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What is the longest sentence that a man knows? If it is used it in context, isn't round and the speaker attempts to quote the whole number - or at least all of it known to date, then any sentence involving the value of pi.

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Whats the similarity between a bike and a black person? They are both stolen

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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