- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A jew walks into a bar and asked for 5 shots the bartender replies to him "did you and your wife have a fight" "yeah now shes atheist"

A Muslim walked into a bar. He didn't drink anything

I HATE G-SPOT AND BTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ps: Its "Cain" again, just for matters of security here, how did he install power wires under the basement? How are you even able to use your computer over there?

What do you call a Russian man who is on the moon? A cosmonaut

Why do you put babies in the blender feet first? To hear them scream.

what is the difference between a dead baby in a bag and a dead baby hung in the yard....the dead baby hung in the yard was shot down off the cross after being rmr'd

What do you call 2 lesbians in a canoe? Fur traders

What's a group of people that has an N, an I, two Gs, an E and an R that have no souls? Gingers.

What did one cow say to the other cow? Moo

Whats gay and smells like paint? A gay man covered in paint.

Why did the frog commute suicide ? Because His mother was a type writer

How many Jews can you fit in an ashtray? None, it would be ridiculous to even try to fit one in an ashtray.

Q: Whats black and green and goes 100 mph? A: A black and white car going 100 mph.

How many Babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you throw them

A paper cut is a tree's last revenge.

How did the Holocaust start? Hitler threw a penny into the oven

why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

Why couldn't jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

What's the best way to win a race? Run faster than all other participants.

A dyslexic blind man walks into the bartender behind the bra

Q: what do you call a boy with no arms and an eye patch? A: names

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

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