- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do i love this website? Because it is funny.

You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

I was gonna make a gay joke but those are insensitive, and gays have feelings like everyone else

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey.

Why did the black cop pull the white guy over? He was going approximately 52 miles per hour on a 40 miles per hour speed limited road.

What's worse than spending time with Inlaws? Spending time with outlaws.

How do you kill a black man? You cn coz he'll beat you up first

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, Oh shit, my garden is on fire

What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

How do you wake up lady gaga? You set her alarm clock for a reasonable hour.

Why did the deer cross the road? The overpopulation of man has caused an expansion of construction into the habitat of the deer and it has required him to occasionally frequent human populated areas.

There are two cowboys in the kitchen. One says to the other, "I feel at 'home on the range.'" To which the other replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he realizes he's not pursuing what he truly loves.

Why did h little boy drop his ice cream? Jerry Sandusky was behind him.

How do you confuse a black man? Call him from a blocked number and I say "I love you"

Why couldnt the girl braid her hair? She had cancer

A Muslim gets off his plane from Saudi Arabia to New York and walks to customs where a TSA agent asks him "what is you business in America?" The Muslim responds "I am here for a vacation". He walks on, and returns home 10 days later.

what is long, white, and used almost everywhere? there are a lot of things that fit this description, so it would be highly illogical to make a guess.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Everything.

Thats what she said

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.. Q: Why didn't she have any arms? A: 50. Cal... Q: Wait where'd she go? A: I don't know there's a helicopter in my scop- wait what the f**k is going on?.... TO: CoD 4 Players -Ap

What's worse than watching 5 homeless men have an orgy? Waking up and having to clean the sheets

What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

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