You are so down to earth, and never confuse that with "simple minded".

What do you call Willy Wonka when he is in Colorado? Willy Colorado.

What do you call a purple apple? Bruised.

your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

Why was Armando unable to be found by his friend Ashley ? A: They both were murdered 7 years ago, and bodies are unable to do anything if they lost their soul that was with that body.

Why did the chicken successfully cross the road? It didn't in the middle of the street it got hit by a car.

What is worse than 3 lesbians in a telephone booth? 6 squirrels donkey punching your urethra.

What do u call Lindsay Lohan fall from grace? Probably likely tragic and is also a very useful metaphor for The USA's projected path for global and economic superiority.

What did the plane say to the twin towers? Boom

What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog with no legs

What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

What's 10 + 3 x 22 ? Cake.

What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

How long was the awkward silence it took to make Justin Bieber? Really long.

Why did Joe not cross the road? Because the Pedestrian Crossing light said not to.

How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

When life gives you lemons, you throw them at your friends. If they throw them back, duck

A man did not like this site

What is your name, sir? My name is not Sir, my name is Jeff.

Why did Sally fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a road? To get to the other side.

why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

Anti Joke

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