Why did the owl visit the hospital? His mom was dying of luekemia.

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Have you heard of the Armenian genocide? No? Me neither.

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Menstrual jokes aren't funny. Period. Neither are 9/11 jokes. Just plane wrong Same with cripple jokes. Can't stand them I don't see why Helen Keller jokes are funny

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a child swallows a cleaning product, why is he given chocolate milk? to make him happy before he dies

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Whats a hobbo's favorite food? Trash

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How do you get a Mother out of a tree? Ask them to come down, because it is really not socially acceptable for a responsible adult to be climbing trees.

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Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

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some kid told me pink dolphin clothiing was nigged, so i took an eraser , gave it to his sister and beat the poop out of hiis car ON A THURSDAY!!!!!!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Hook. Hook who? Who are you Hooking Your Horns to?

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You might be a redneck if you're from a rural area and behave as such.

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What do you get when you cross an owl, with a bungee cord?..... My ass.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause Magic Johnson has AIDS

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What's big and purple? Barney

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Q: What is red and green and goes 100/mph? A: A frog in a blender

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-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

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how may horses can you fit in a blender i can't remember what is red and goes 100KPH a horse in a blender

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What did the blind pole vaulter say to the speed skater? Hi, how are you?

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there was a guy who had 2 horses... he entered them into races... they were rubbish... kept losing... so he entered them in 1 big race and said hed get rid of the loser... the horses made a plan to finish it at exactly same time... he heard them talking and said HOW DARE TALK

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Little Jack Horner sat in a corner eating a Christmas pie. He died the next morning because it was Easter and the pie had remained unrefrigerated since the holidays. His parents were brought up on charges of neglegent homocide. Plus, they had a meth lab in the guest bathroom and ran a prostituion ring off of Craig's list. Jack's sister is now in the care of loving foster parents,who plan on adopting her and she misses her brother. Easter is a sad reminder of her former life, even though she is now a devout Christian and acknowledges the day as that of our Lord's ressurection. She plans on going to college to study nursing, someday.

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Q: Whats worse than running out of hot water? A: having wyatt friedman poop on your chest, Hit him up on FB

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what is the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babes. when i saw the Porsche i told the guy nice car and he was like yea whatever then i went and killed 50 babes and lost conciseness when i woke up i saw the Porsche again and thought what a nice car and when i saw the babes i thought what kind of monster killed all those babes

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Myth: Everyone but redheads has a soul. Fact: No one has a soul.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop? Depends. Are you applying a lot of pressure and licking in short, round bursts, or are you softly suckling on the treat? Your mouth's pH level is also a determining factor, as the sucker digests at a quicker rate the higher the acid content. To put it simply, there is no correct answer, because the sheer quantity of variables makes it a tootsie-less endeavor. See how I said tootsie-less rather than fruitless? Now that's a real joke.

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sorry son your nanas been put down

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