- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

Why did the chicken itch it's bum? Cause it's bum was itchy

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

Nancy Kerrigan walks into a club

Knock knock Whose there? 4

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

What would Loiter Squad be if the characters were white? A show.

why did the baseball player strike out? he forgot the bat

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

Roses are red Violets are blue Join the bro army! BROFIST! http://www.youtube.com/user/PewDiePie :D

Why did the little boy cry? He fell down the stairs

monkeys that understand what people say dont understand what people say because they understand CC

How many men does it take to wallpaper a room? It depends on how big the room is and, to a lesser extent, how wide the strips of wallpaper are. Also factor in variables such as ambient humidity.

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend? I have AIDS.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

A cheeseburger and fries walk into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve lunch"

What did the bacon say to Sam's eggs? Why are you green?

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

What do you say to a cashier? How much is it?

roses are red violets are blue my dick hurts blue waffles

Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

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