- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the zebra cross the road?

Whats green, and says i'm a frog? A talking frog.

I love you! Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Squirrels are rabbid Yes mi this is a haiku!!!! I know ur reading this so grape grape grape

A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

hola said the chinese man

Jesse's mom is so god damn fat that it is an extreme danger just being around her

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

What is blue and feels like fluff? Blue fluff

Who is big and stupid My brother

how do you get an old man to fall? tip over his wheelchair

Q: What's the difference between between basketballs and babies? A: I don't shoot basketballs.

My friend was in court for stealling smoothies so i told him to plead innocent and received 10 years in a federal prison and a fine of up too £5000 pounds

What's similar about a black person and a white person? They're both black, apart from the white person

Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

Roses are rainbow. Violets are rainbow. Everything is rainbow. Thats why you don't take LSD.

What do a Fascist and a Democrat both have in common? Involvement in politics.

France had one revolution

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? You would still call them the Flintsones

An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?

Why did Harriet Tubman have to take the underground railroad? Because she was a fugly slut.

What srtarts with "P" and ends in "orn"? Popcorn

What Do You Call A Fake Noodle? ----An Impastaaa!!!!!

Why did the little boy viciously slash the orange object with a carving knife? Because it was Halloween.

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