What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

roses are red violets are red? trees are red!? who the hell cut themselves?

What do you call an arabic man who sells bombs for a living? A business man.

What did one dinosaure say to the other? Nothin, they are all dead. XD

Q: How do you make three atheists cry? A: Kill their families.

I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

your momma eats so much ice cream, you often find yourself without anything sweet to eat late at night when you're hungry

What is the difference between a bitch and your ex-girlfriend? First of all, they are two different types of mammals. Second, dogs don't talk.

Why did the chicken itch it's bum? Cause it's bum was itchy

Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

why did the baseball player strike out? he forgot the bat

Why did the little boy cry? He fell down the stairs

What would Loiter Squad be if the characters were white? A show.

Roses are red Violets are blue Join the bro army! BROFIST! http://www.youtube.com/user/PewDiePie :D

What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

Knock knock Whose there? 4

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

How many men does it take to wallpaper a room? It depends on how big the room is and, to a lesser extent, how wide the strips of wallpaper are. Also factor in variables such as ambient humidity.

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend? I have AIDS.

Nancy Kerrigan walks into a club

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

monkeys that understand what people say dont understand what people say because they understand CC

What did the bacon say to Sam's eggs? Why are you green?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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