- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: A blonde walks into a bar. What does she get? A: An icepack.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

how many strippers can you fit into a garage? as many as you wanted depending on the size of the garage, but after so many gathered in the same building it is a good probability that some strippers would leave.

A: Hi I am a Mormon B: I know I'm one of your wifes

What is the difference between a mexican and a bench? One is living, one is not.

Q: Hey, wanna hear a joke? A: Sure! Q: Alright, cool. leaves

what's gray, red, and goes over a 100 mph? a toad in a blender

Bear walks into bar and says to eagle may I have a................... drink eagle says why the long pause hohahahohahahohaha

What happened to the guy who bought a nice, brand new, plasma screen t.v.? He hanged himself.

What's worse than losing the remote? Dying of cancer.

Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

why was the black guy that was smoking weed in his car not sent to jail? when the cop pulled him over he thought he was black the way he was dancing but turned out to be white but that just looked black when hes dancing.

Why was the napkin wet? Some water was on it

I asked god for a bike but i know he doesn't work like that so i stole a bike and asked him for forgiveness

what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

a group of mormons walk into a bar... just kidding mormons aren't aloud to drink.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has Stevie

Which way do 4 gay guys walk South then past the milkbar then around the corner

How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool

They say you are what you eat, but i don't remember eating a big bowl of sexy.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? jhdfsuigtreyuiertfguiryhg

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

Turn your Caps Lock off, people think you're yelling at them, Stephen Hawking.

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