- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black and yellow and makes you laugh? A bus full of niggers driving of a cliff

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was suicidal.

Nothing. He made it home safely.

Why was there a black man and a white man in a bar? Due to the probability of this occurance happening due to percentages of black/white people in a bar, this specific situation should be of no shock, in fact it is a completely normal occurance one of which should not be questioned

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

The black man at the narcotics anonymous meeting said, "oh, this isn't bingo is it?" then walked out of the room feeling mildly embarassed.

Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

Im gay What about you

How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? None. Babies shouldn't be changing light bulbs.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing. I don't know. Why? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

what is better than your entire family getting brutally murdered applesauce

Why did the black guy go to jail? Because he committed an illegal crime.

What's the best way to toss a salad? With a salad spinner from the home shopping network.

What do a Fascist and a Democrat both have in common? Involvement in politics.

Roses are rainbow. Violets are rainbow. Everything is rainbow. Thats why you don't take LSD.

Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

What srtarts with "P" and ends in "orn"? Popcorn

My friend was in court for stealling smoothies so i told him to plead innocent and received 10 years in a federal prison and a fine of up too £5000 pounds

An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?

how do you get an old man to fall? tip over his wheelchair

What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? You would still call them the Flintsones

Q: What's the difference between between basketballs and babies? A: I don't shoot basketballs.

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