What's better than doing the Hannah Montana's hoedown-throwdown? Throwin' that ho down.

Little Susie fell of the swings. Where did she go? On the ground.

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A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

why wasn't the boy at his moms funeral? He killed his mom.

Why didn't the cat have any legs? Because it was a snake

Roses are red, violets are blue, Gee, I wish I could partake in even the first two lines of this stanza, but alas, I have colourblindness.

Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

-Knock-knock. -Who's there? -Interrupting Doctor. -Interrup.. -You have cancer.

two men are standing on a roof. Man #1: do you want me to push you off a roof? Man #2: No.

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

It's not just a boulder. It's a rock! A rooooocckk!

-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

what did one deer say to the other? nothing, he was shot during hunting season.

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

What did the black guy say to the white guy running off the cliff? Watch out! You're running off a cliff!

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing he died.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

A blind man walks into a deaf woman. He tries to apologize but she can't hear him.

your mamma so fat... she went to hell.

i had sex.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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