- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens if you type "Michael Jackson" divided by "Friends" on a calculator? DIVIDE BY 0 ERROR.

why did the jewish man die answer The hollucost

Q: Why was jimmy's mom crying? A: Because her doctor said their were going to get rid of he cancer, 5 minutes later hey came back in and told her that he had made a mistake and that was for someone else, she was actually only had a month to live.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading the dumbass things that people come up with as an answer.

A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

A giant foot comes over the town and a man says "theres something big afoot" hahahahahahaha

How do you get a cat off a swing? You throw a dog at it.

I thought it was the WHITE house. C'mon Obama. C'mon

What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

Why did the plane crash? Because its pilot was a loaf of bread

Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

Where does a blind person drive a car? Into a tree.

What is Green and smells like Yellow Paint Green Paint

Whats green, has 4 legs and falls out a tree? A pool table

What do you call a black man in space? A space monkey.

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

Rebecca Blacks walk into a bar. She gets shot.

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

What did the Japanese man do to the pizza? He ate it.

What did the Asian dad say to his son when he got an A- in math? Good job son.

how many pieces of wood can a lumberjack cut in a minute? three dead squrlles a hat and and half of a tree oh and a bus. and if u get in his way alot of guts spewed every where

What do you call a 5000 pound gorilla? Obese - gorillas should weigh around 400 pounds.

Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

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