What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

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Knock knock. Who's there? The interrupting doctor. The inter-- --You have cancer.

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If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

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what do you call a muslim flying a plane a pilot

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A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

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There was a black and a mexican man in a car. Who was driving? None of them; it was the police driving.

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Roses are blue Violets are buckets this poem makes no sense Washing machines

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Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

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Why didn't the cat have any legs? Because it was a snake

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Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

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A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

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-Knock-knock. -Who's there? -Interrupting Doctor. -Interrup.. -You have cancer.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, Gee, I wish I could partake in even the first two lines of this stanza, but alas, I have colourblindness.

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Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

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Why did Obama cross the road? Oh, wait, he didn't make it.

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Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

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What's better than doing the Hannah Montana's hoedown-throwdown? Throwin' that ho down.

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why cant dogs write letters? They do not have the dexterity to hold a pen, or even comprehend the basic language skills and grammatical layout of how to write a letter

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What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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