what did the fart say to the butt........bye

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Captchas.

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Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

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A fish walks into a bar. He proceeds to talk the bartender. "Blub blub blub" The fish sitting next to him whispers to the bartender. "What is he talking about." The bartender shrugs.

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Michael Brown

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What did little John get for his birthday? No sort of disease or illness of any kind because he was in perfect health. He also got an Xbox.

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A homeless guy on the brink of starvation found one dollar lying on the street. He took it and bought a lottery ticket at the local drugstore. God was looking down on him with pity that day and decided that day that he would no longer be a vagabond. The next day, the homeless man won the lottery jackpot, worth 100 million dollars. He declared that on that day, he was the luckiest and happiest man alive. He then woke up in a pile trash.

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You played so good! No, I played well. Okay??

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Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: It depends who is the owner of the car. .

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MOTHER OF GOD! Someone get this horse out of here!

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Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

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what did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, They just waved.

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What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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A child walks into a classroom.

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What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

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Yo momma is so ugly that she uses it as motivation to work hard and thus for achieve more than a lot of whores do

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why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

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What's the difference between a woman? Apart from the differing reproductive systems and body organs, women are characterized by a need to create food.

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Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

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Why was the girl on the ground? She jumped off a bridge.

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Japan

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot for Arabian Air, idiot. What were you thinking?

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A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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