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Where did Adolf go as a vacation after the war? Hell

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Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

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What did the guy day to the other guy with an afro on his head? You look like a guy with an afro on his head.

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What's worse than speaking to a Russian bear? Gettting mauled and eaten by one.

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Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

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Why did Johnny's pants fall down? Because he was fat.

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What is it too late to do? Apologize...

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Why did the gay man not walk straight? Because I took a jack hammer to his foot

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A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

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Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was drunk.

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What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

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What is Lady Gaga's real name? Who the crap knows?

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What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

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so david walks into a convenience store and wanted to buy a pack of gum. so he asks the cashier how much is the gum and the cashier said that it is 99 cents and then david said oh no! i thought it was 98 cents.

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A black guy walks out of a house with a t.v. He proceeds to put it into a moving van and moves into his new house.

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you know whats worse than being cold? being colder

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I'm typing this one handed... ... Because I'm an amputee.

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How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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nothing

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