- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than killing people that have bags on their heads? finding out that the people that u have just killed were your own children.

A French man, Irish man and Japanese man walk into a bar, seeing as the men speak different languages no conversation begins.

What did the cancer patient get for his birthday HIV

Why is the alien dead as a door-nail? Because the door-nail was never alive nor could it ever be dead therefore the alien must have never existed just like the life and death of the door-nail.

How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

Vote this down and get DOXED

Don't make jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off a watchtower.

What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

How come anti jokes r funny

Did you know that all of the seasons are named after coils of metal? Except Winter... And Autum... And Summer...

Knock, Knock whos there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ

Why did the black kid pass the exam? Because he studied.

How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

GIRL: Honey, for a holiday we should go someplace nice BOY: How will that work, none of us speak Mexican...

Whats black and hangs from my tree? A slave

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" Of course not.

Why did the car crash? The driver was female.

What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

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