Knock Knock! Who's there? John.

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Many people dont know this about me, but I'm not very famous.

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I saw a woman get burned alive on the news... That woman was my mom.

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A man walks into a bar, he now has a mild concussion

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There is a blonde, a redhead, and a brunnette stuck on a deserted island. the redhead gets sick of being trapped, so she decides to risk the 100 miles back to shore. she begins swimming, gets 10 miles out, gets tired, and drowns. the brunnette gets sick of being trapped, so she decides to risk it too. she gets 50 miles, gets tired, and drowns. The blonde decides to escape as well. she is able to swim 98 miles, gets tired, and swims back.

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Man: Doctor, everything I touch hurts. Doctor: Okay. Let's test it out by first touching your leg. Man: It hurts. Doctor: What about your arm? Man: It hurts as much. Doctor: What about your back? Man: It still hurts. Doctor: I see......your fingers are broken.

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"I am proud to be black and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Not racist. "I am proud to be white and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Racist and offensive to black people "I am proud to be asian and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Not racist "I am proud to be Ethiopian and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Said nobody, ever

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What's a fun thing to do on a plane? Make a bolt to the pilot, smash his brains in with a iron pipe and make the plane plummet a few hundred feet with a maniacal laugh until you wake up from your dream and scream at your mother to wipe you.

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Two muffins were in an oven. One of them said, "It's sure hot in here!" The other muffin didn't respond because it's dead.

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A kangaroo walks into a bar and says "Lipstick is the blood of all wounds." The bartender does not know how the kangaroo said this or why.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill all his friends and family.

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What did obama say to the united states of america YES WE CAN

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whats funny about anti jokes? nothing hince the name ANTI.

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What do you call a Black Man in the ocean? A scuba diver

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Three Jews get on a train to Stockholm. How many get off at Stockholm. None. The train went straight to Auschwitz.

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My grandfather died in a Nazi Death Camp. He fell off a watch tower.

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Getting laid at the special Olympics.

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Yo momma's so black, when yo poppa rides her, he says "Look! I'm Hiccup!"

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How many jews can you fit in a car? As many as the compacity of the car can hold and how big the jews are

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What starts with f and ends in uck? Firetruck.

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Knock knock Who's there? NYPD you are being placed under arrest come out with your hands up.

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What do you call a bird that can't fly? A dead bird

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What's worse than finding a holocaust in your apple? A worm.

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"Knock knock." "Come in."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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