I love telling anti jokes rather than jokes because I was born with a rare case of ebola and suffer from alcoholicationism

What did the penguin do in the desert? He died .

Q. How do you wake up a sleeping rich man? A. By splashing acid in his face

Ian Watkins was excited to attend the opening of the children's ward at the hospital today. It went well and the day was a success.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a skitsofrantic, and so am I

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Q: Whats about two feet in width and length with purple veins throbbing at the sides? A: A midget slowly dying of frostbite

Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

the sky is green no it is not

What's sweet and tastes like candy? Candy, now get in the van.

a brick cheats on another brick the brick finds out and dose nothing because it is a brick

Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

when debbie meets downer

Roses are red Violets are blue The sky is also blue

What's bad about four black men in a car going over a cliff? It was my car.

A blind man walks in a bar I mean like a metal bar But it didn't hurt He only laught

What do you call a bird that can't fly? A dead bird

What's worse than finding a holocaust in your apple? A worm.

"Knock knock." "Come in."

I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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