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Did you hear about the new German oven? Seats 40.

What did the black man do when KFC got his order wrong? He gave his receipt to the cashier and kindly asked for the correct meal.

Why didn't Michael Jackson celebrate his birthday? He's dead.

Why was the student late for class? Because paraplegics can't drive.

Why the moron throw the clock out the window? Because he was a moron.

Why Is Six Afraid of Seven? because he is black.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 27

what do you call a black man that killed somebody? a murderer.

why did so many people die in the typhoon in the Philippines because they had to finish there math homework

Whats the difference between a nigro and a nigro... They are both BLACK!

??????????? ??????????????? "Hello, idiot teacher! You eat milk."

Knock, knock. Door opened.

Little Jack Horner sat in a corner, Dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC for his job interview

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he took my chicken i shoot him in the foot and raped his dog

Pull my finger ouch..

Why did Justin Bieber jump out of the airplane? He didn't, i pushed him

What shall we do with the drunken sailor? Call the police to have him escorted off the boat for operating a large veichle under the influence of alcohol.

Why did the weird alien jump everywhere? You probably don't want to know. If you learned why it jumped everywhere,you probably would make fun of it. I don't know if you know this, but aliens are sensitive. If you made fun of him, you probably would create World War 3:Humans VS Aliens.

Q. Whats blue and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket Q. whats green and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket in disguise.

your momma is so fat that she should be worried about her higher risk of heart disease, diabetes, and ugliness.

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