What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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A white man walks into a bar. He stabs 4 people and 1 escapes with extremem blood hemorages. his fanily later finds him bleeding on their family car. They take him to the hospital where he is put on life support. Later that night they are told there is nothing the doctors can do and the man slips away in his sleep. Who is to blame? The black guy in prison.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks him "What will it be tonight?" He then promptly remembers he is on anti-joke.co but is too late to react. The horse has already shit on the floor. This is the fifth time this week that this has happened.

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how how does a black man jump. the same way anyone else does

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How do you say a bad word in your language? Like this: "A bad word in your language"

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"Your invited!" "Invited to what?" "I can't tell but everybody you know." " He he."

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What do you call an argument between a Jew and a German? World War 2

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the next joke.

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Why did the chiken cross the road? To bite a rubarb stick.

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A wise man once said...... I am a wise man

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You have pancreatic cancer

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what is the difference between batman and a black guy. bat man is white

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Do you like fishsticks? Yes I personally think they are high in saturated fats, but to each his own Oh I thought you were asking if I was homosexual

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Knock knock. Who's there? The interrupting doctor. The inter-- --You have cancer.

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Why did the ceiling fall down? Because there weren't any walls.

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a man reads his wife a poem "roses are red, violets are blue, and I love you." the wife talks to her brother asking why he changed the poem he said men do that cause they love you. later that night she got pregnant.

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"What's funnier then this joke? Women's rights." *Your suggestion is contradictory considering the fact that you are implying "Women's rights" is more humorous than "Women's rights".

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What did the math teacher get after he ate and he ate? A full stomach.

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why wasn't the boy at his moms funeral? He killed his mom.

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why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

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What do you call 4 black men in a BMW? Successful Businessmen.

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Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

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