- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A lawyer met with his client and said.. well, there is some good news and some bad news The bad news is that you're going to prison for life.

How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse said nothing because it doesn't understand human language.

Q: what does a worm and a fish have in common? A: they are both a worm, apart from the fish

A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

A Jewish man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

Ebola

Hats better than a stick? A stone

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

Roses are red Violets are blue What about pansies

whats long, black, and smells like shit? a big turd

Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok,

Why didnt the cannibal like the taste of the comedian? because the comedian smelled very bad and the cannibal forgot to add salt.

Why was the girl sad? Because she was, you idiot!

How do you feed 1000 people? Cook 1000 meals .

What's worse than waking up with a hangover? Not waking up at all

Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

roses are red. vilets are blue. I'm getting hungry. make me some food...bitch.

Haikus are easy But they often dont make sense flying flamingos

How do you make Lady Gaga sad? You kill her family.

Knock, Knock Whos There, Jews, Jes who, Whould you like some jews with that.

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