- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between anne frank and osama bin laden? Nothing. They were both found eventually.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Ask me if I'm a tree? Are you a tree? No.

Roses are RED , Violets are BLUE , once Valentines day is Over , All ya girls is gonna go back to LOVIN' THE CREW.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 6's boss, has been sexually assaulting 6 for years at work, but 6 needs the money too bad to say anything or quit his job.

What's better than getting second place in the paralympics? Having legs.

Why did the donkey cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? Heehaw!

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

How many times have I said the word shingles? twelve.

Why can't Osama bin Laden make anymore terrorist attacks? He's dead.

are you saying pam, or pan?

How do you confuse a blonde? I guess the same way you confuse someone of any other hair color.

diarrhea.

Did you ever notice that if you blow in a dogs face it goes mad, yet when you take him on a car ride he sticks his head straight out the window?

What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything.

Antoni Wilkinsin

baloney sandwich

What should you do when your husband is staggering in the back yard Shoot him again

Roses are red, Violets are violet They are not blue You stupid twat

What does a cookie and the twin towers have in common? They both crumble.

My dog has no nose, how does it smell? Using its anus.

What's the difference between a pessimist and a magnet? One is made of flesh and can talk, think and do things. The other is made of metal and can only pull things towards itself or push them away. But strangely, the latter is a lot more welcome in most situations.

Knock Knock. Who's there? (Knocker runs for his life).

How many electricians does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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