How many alzheimers patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

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Why did the baby cry? Because he fell off a refrigerator.

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Q) Why did the Koala fall out of the tree A) Because it was dead!

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Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

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Whats the diffetance between a river and a waterfall? One is vertical!??

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Roses are red Violets are blue Daisies are yellow Trust me, I'm a florist.

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What's comfy and easy to wear? Shorts.

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A fat man walks into McDonald's and was then seen leaving 8 hours later as he finished his shift.

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Why was the frog sad? Because he had a boy's face stapled to his feet.

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Knock knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible...

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I saw a TV show last night. And it was good.

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A man walks into a bar, looks around, and reveals an AK-47 assault rifle he had been concealing beneath his trenchcoat. He then turns to his left and fires repeated shots around the bar, to the surprise and fear of many. Then he shoots himself. The death total is estimated at 9, including the shooter, while the total injured is around 22.

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What does Mr. Newell have? - Diabetes. Mr. Newell has diabetes.

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"Hey hey hey, did you hear the joke about the guy with terminal cancer?" "No." "Sorry to break it to you then."

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Why did the man fail to enter the CAPTCHA phrase correctly? Because he was actually a bot, and bots are typically prohibited from accessing information on most public web sites.

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What shoots rockets but is not classed as a deadly weapon? A toy rocket launcher, I lied about the rockets.

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What is black and hangs from a white supremacists tree? His kids tire swing.

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- On the cliff edge are standing three people: an Asian, Jewish and black man. Who's going to fall first? - Who's going to care about this?

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Did you hear about the kidnapping? Well you should be very concerned because he hasn't been found in 4 years.

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How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.

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whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? where's my tractor?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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