- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the woman need a watch? Because she had both her hands amputated after battling diabetes.

Q: What did Batman say when Robin was in the Batmobile? A: Robin, get out of the Batmobile.

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

How does a cancer patient bathe? He can't because he lives in an arid climate where water is scarce.

What happens if you jump on barbed wire, but break your fall? You hurt your arm as well.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger! Wrong. What doesn't kill you could leave you in a parapledgic state.

Ha ha. You've wasted your life, sucker!

What's green and if you eat it you die? A Biljarts table.

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asked the bartender. "It's genetic." replied the horse, amazed at the man's incapability to understand horses.

I am tying up hostages. - Ethan R. 2015

Why did the horse go to the doctor? It had a heart disease.

River Ravi flows in which state? Liquid state.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A) The color of their hair.

I pregnant woman wakes in the night because she had a mis-carriage.

Face Hunter is scum

knock knock whos there guy with a gun guy with a gun who guy with a gun who just shot you dammit

What body part did German prince Heinrich von Missingpenis lack? His toenail.

What do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with a kickline

Did you hear about the absent minded professor that tried to change the tire on his pickup truck? He forgot to lock the jack and the truck crushed his head like and egg shell.

What was wrong with the tomato? Nothing.

Red sky in the morning, Shepard's warning. Red sky at night, Shepard's Fulcrum.

Why did the football player walk so funny? He went to Penn State!

A jewish man walks into a bar and then gets hit in the testicles. he now has testicular cancer.

What do I do with all the wheelchairs after I boil all the vegetables?

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