- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the Mexican who commited suicide? He died.

do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

how how does a black man jump. the same way anyone else does

what happened to the man who is standing in the rain? he got wet

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks him "What will it be tonight?" He then promptly remembers he is on anti-joke.co but is too late to react. The horse has already shit on the floor. This is the fifth time this week that this has happened.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the next joke.

Knock knock. Who's there? The interrupting doctor. The inter-- --You have cancer.

Why did the ceiling fall down? Because there weren't any walls.

"Your invited!" "Invited to what?" "I can't tell but everybody you know." " He he."

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You have pancreatic cancer

A wise man once said...... I am a wise man

What do you call an argument between a Jew and a German? World War 2

Do you like fishsticks? Yes I personally think they are high in saturated fats, but to each his own Oh I thought you were asking if I was homosexual

Why did the chiken cross the road? To bite a rubarb stick.

what is the difference between batman and a black guy. bat man is white

Q: What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? A: A set of Legos

What happens when you throw a blue rock into red water? It gets wet...

Logan's gay

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car and die.

Knock knock! Whos there? Me. Now open the door.

A white guy, a mexican, and a black guy are in a race. Who always wins? Whichever one crosses the finish line first

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles there balls

What does a shortstop do when the ball is by third base? He leaves the field to go to the hospital, his little sister just had a heart attack.

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