Why did the witch ride her broom? Because the vaccum was to heavy...

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So a guy and his monkey walk into a bar I don't remember the rest of the joke but you mom is a whore

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what do you call a guy with no arm and legs laying by the door? Matt! what do you call a guy with no arms and legs floating on water Bob!

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Why is facebook ruining all of the world's social skills? Because Mark Zuckerberg has Asperger's.

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It's funny that Melo and Garnett are going to be on the same Allstar team

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Q: What happened to the dog when he eat the banana? A: he got raped by a monkey...

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Why did the mokey board the westbound train? I said gray umbrella noodle head!

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Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and broke its head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be very mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

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What happened to the little boy that went to The Penn State locker room? He had a great day meeting the team and watching the football game.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause he felt like it.

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Why do females have boobs? So they can breast feed their babies.

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*knock knock* "Who's there?" "It's the police, I'm afraid your husband was in a car crash and died."

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I saw a sign saying Falling Rocks. But no, no it doesn't.

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Why did the Nazi Doctor drown a Jew in the lake? To see how long it would take a Jew to drown with its big nose. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Did you hear about the man who discovered the secret to making women happy? Neither have I.

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Why was the baby crying? Because it was on fire.

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A old man walks into a hospital He doesn't come back out

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What do you call a black man that has a family with a white woman? A good husband and father who had a stable job in a not so stable economy. The current issues of inflation has made it hard for him, but his dedication pays his bills and feeds his family. He later will die a sad death caused by prostate cancer at the age of 47.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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What do you call a Mexican that sails a ship? A sailor

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Have you ever had a traditional Ethiopian Dinner? Neither have they.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor

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What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? Nagger

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Have you seen the clown hiding from gay people at walmart?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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