Why did the boy scratch his back? A:because it was itchy.

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What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

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Bob:Know who's really stupid? Rick:Who? Bob:Your mum.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This is an antijoke It doesn't have to rhyme.

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Knock Knock, Who's There? Legolas They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard!

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What did the pregnant teen get for Christmas? A miscarriage

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What did hitler give his granddaughter? A gas bill.

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Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

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A black man, a white man, and a group of Jews were all walking down the street. They got hit by a bus.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I've got a shotgun, Give me the money.

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why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

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How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

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What do you call an attractive woman in a blender? A very rare occurrence.

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Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

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What did one muffin say to the other? I'm baked... just kidding muffins are food and therefore can not speak

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i killed a blind guy when he wasnt looking

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what was postman pat's name before he was a postman? Pat.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She got her arms cut off. Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a truck. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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