- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know how I know you're gay? Because you came out to your close family and friends, who were all very respectful and accepting.

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a girl? I've stuck my penis in a pizza

Hey Lady Gaga, Madonna called, she wants her clothes back; she lend them to you weeks ago for a concert because you didn't have anything to wear and you haven't returned them yet.

whats funnier than 24? 25

Knock knock. Whose there? No one, I'm trying to tell a knock knock joke.

So there's this white guy with a huge dick.

what's the difference between a crocodile?

A Black man and a Hispanic man were sitting in the back seat of a car. Who was driving? Their Asian friend who offered to take them to get lunch.

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? names.

what do abortion and a coat hanger have in common? they both contain 4 vowels

Why was Billy unhappy? He was molested by a black guy.

A seal walks into a club.

Q: What do dogs and wind have in common? A: They're both blue. Except the dog. Or the wind. Wind is colorless.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

do,Nt loagh at me I has dislecqsia

Quarters look shiny, Brass beats Copper, Dish is better, So enjoy the hopper. DIrect TV, is forever alone. Kinda like you, when your on your phone!

What is similar between a horse and a zebra? - If you chopped of there heads, they would die.

While your reading this. A man is robbing your home and sodomizing your dog

How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

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