Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Steve Jobs is alive.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because his dog died

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What do you call a building full of Mexicans? JAIL.

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You know why they call me Scuba Steve? Because I Scuba Dive.

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Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

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Q: What would happen if you threw a red brick into the black sea? A: It would get wet.

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What did the man with aids say? "I'm dying and there is nothing you can do about it"

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A group of 8 paintbal professionals land on an island to battle another paintball team. The team is then faced by a challeng of the other team ambushing them. Everyone is okay and not touched. A case breaks the window of the bus they hide in. They open the case and find a bullet proof vest. A man placed the vest on himself. They made it one by one out of the bus and to the otherside of the field the man with the vest was shot and started going... eghegeheghdjrhherbehgh and they pulled out a real gun bulet. They were now under attack by an enemy with real amunation. Then next man to run across the fied was killed. Tehy ran fr their lives.

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Q:What's colorful and waves like a flag? A: A flag.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there" "BOO" "BOO WHO" "No it's just BOO"

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punchline below punchline above

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Showcasing you? Really? I am tired too, yeah its daytime here as well, sleep well then. Hey, by the way, when you where like posting a lot of weird comments, where you trying to impress me?

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two mexicans are in a car, who's driving one of the mexicans!!!

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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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Why did Emily fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Emily.

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a boy poops in class everybody laughs and now he has no friends

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Next up, Sharpi and Ryan take their audition faliure very seriously in "columbine high school musical"

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what do you call a cat that looks like a lion 7

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This is a haiku. Not a very good haiku, But still a haiku.

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Q: What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A: A pilot you racist.

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Why did the young Mexican apply for a job at McDonalds? The economy is down and his family could use the extra money.

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A black man walks into a bar and a white man says "we don't allow coloured men in here". the black man sighs and walks out, wondering what he ever did wrong, and makes his way to the liqour store, to buy some beer to drown his sorrows over his mothers death. On the way, a racist white man shoots and kills him. Then, at his funeral, someone makes the joke "Wow, how ironic. The black guy was the victim.."

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black people

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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