What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

Why did the car crash? The driver was female.

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what do you call a masculine female? a post op transexual

What types of animals are the most dangerous? Dangerous ones.

whose a bitch? ian doyle's a bitch

What happened to Johnny when he tripped over his shoelace? He was shot by the man who was following him.

a black man, a jew, a mexican and an irish man walked into a bar and the bartender says: This is joke right??

why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know but some black man is starting up his deep-frier on the other side

America. A land where if a girl sexual harrasses a guy would be a good thing.

Does an albino chameleon turn different shades of white?

Did u know that 10/10 people die?

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because it was raining.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? It isn't numbers are not sentiment objects therefore incapable of feeling fear

What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? George Bush

what is worse than joel an infested asshole

A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

Yo mama so fat she has to wear large clothes

Did you hear the one about the deaf guy and the rhinoceros? Neither did he.

A man walks into a bar. There is no one there.

what class did Jimmy get an A in? None, he is dyslexic

Why was the snowman afraid of the sun? Because he would melt that day and die

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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