- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call the people that ride on the upper level of a double decker bus? Passengers.

A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

What did the PC say to the Mac? Nothing you idiot! Computers can't talk.

What do you call a poor Donald Trump? Donald Trump

You're mother has had a heart attack in the middle of the street, you start to sing amazing grace hoping people will join in, but unfortunatly this is not a musical and you should call 911.

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How do you tell when your dog is dead? I don't know. I never had a dog and my parents beat me.

Why did the chicken kill himself To get to the other side.

Why did the little boy wipe his face with a towel? It was covered with his dog's blood after getting hit by a bus.

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

So a cat a dog are in a field.The dog then proceeds to eat the cat and take a nap

Q:Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because he lost all of his tongue due to the chemicals of cigarettes.

You know what's stupid and gay? Idiots and homosexuals, respectively.

Q. Why did the black man not get on the boat A. Because he gets seasick

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah!

Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Ethiopian food.

What did the blind, deaf and mute kid get for Christmas? Cancer

What does the Post Office have in common with a shoe store? Both provide goods and services in exchange for money.

Rubies are red Some diamonds are blue I have candy so get in my car

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

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