- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

Why did the young boy drop his bus. He was hit by an ice cream.

i like it in the mouth

How many dollies does little Suzie have? Enough to kill 15 men

Why is it when birds fly in a "V" shape one side is longer? There's more birds on that side.

whats worse than a kane nothing

why navy seals ? they shot osoma bin laden in the face...... multiple times

why did the boy fly away because his mum shot him out of a cannon

What do you call a man who can't sing. Untalented and he should probably find a new profession

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? It got shot Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have AIDS".

how do you get a blonde to stop following you? file a restraining order.

Many men trespass on my property to taste my milk based beverages. They insist that it's quality is superior to yours. I could teach you how to make such milk based beverages, but I would have to levy a fee.

What's the deal with airline food? Nothin. It's quite scrumcious.

what kind of person would you call dumb the ones who read anti jokes

How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

What time is it? I just looked at my clock on the wall. It is 9:14 AM Eastern Standard Time.

What's black when its clean and white when its dirty? A black guy that rolls in flour.

Women's Rights.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a fetish for sniffing your shoes.

A man walked into his house He saw his wife having an affair with his teenage Gardner

A Jew, A priest and a Muslim go into a pub,put their differences aside and have a good time!

UN

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

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