America. A land where if a girl sexual harrasses a guy would be a good thing.

Does an albino chameleon turn different shades of white?

What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

Yo mama so fat she has to wear large clothes

whose a bitch? ian doyle's a bitch

What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

what do you call a masculine female? a post op transexual

Did u know that 10/10 people die?

what is worse than joel an infested asshole

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because it was raining.

There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair.

Why did sarah fall of the swing? she has no arms. Knock knock. whos there? not sarah.

Why did the police officer decide to eat a donut? Because he was slightly hungry, but a meal seemed too much for him.

The EPA.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? George Bush

AIDS.

Kys

Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

a black man, a jew, a mexican and an irish man walked into a bar and the bartender says: This is joke right??

why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know but some black man is starting up his deep-frier on the other side

What types of animals are the most dangerous? Dangerous ones.

What happened to Johnny when he tripped over his shoelace? He was shot by the man who was following him.

What's the best time to go to the dentist? When your tooth breaks or you need braces.

What do you call a fat priest? Obese

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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