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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when three drunk men are driving 80 miles off of a cliff. They all die on impact from the great fall and their family's mourn over their deaths for years to come.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? names.....

If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris now has $10.

Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

where did little suzie go during 9/11 EVERYWHERE...

There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? Because she had no arms. Knock, Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

Why did Oliver fall? He shot himself.

Hey I just met you I'm on bathsalts your face looks tasty

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

Why couldn't the dinosaur sing? Because dinosaurs are extinct

Why was the little African child sad? He had recently been denied an education only 4 days after witnessing his mother being raped and cut in half by a machete. ....he also had aids. ......and was in Africa.

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

Why is red? He was just murmured by a phycopath.

What is the difference between a baby and a log? I don't have a log in my fireplace

A man wearing a 'What Would Jesus Do' bracelet and a livestrong bracelet goes up to a blind kid and rubs his eyes and the kid can see. The kid was was not used to the bright lights and wandered into traffic, was hit by a car and killed instantly.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

What do you get when you cross a lamb and a pigeon? You get your house taken away.

Rose's are red, Violet's are blue, I have a gun... Get in the van!

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I can't see ~ Ray Charles

What is the differnece between the chair and the pot? You can't cook in the chair.

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