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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat that she actually had a pretty hard time finding a husband.

What one thing do the five members of Mystery Inc have in common? They were all raped and killed by REAL MONSTERS! One of the monsters happened to be Chuck Norris. He's a BEAST!

What do you call it when a cigarette is brown instead of white? A cigarette that is or has been damp so that the nicotine was able to bleed into the paper and dye it.

what is green and smells bad? an orange dolphin that poops out rainbows.

Q: How Do you make a baby be quiet? A: slowly chop it's head off with a blunted axe once it's head is off eat it

Yo mama so stupid she was trying to put her M&M's in alphabetical order

Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, How 'bout you?

Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M's factory? For throwing away all the W's

I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

Q: What's worse than spilling milk all over the floor? A: Cleaning up the milk you spilled all over the floor.

What's the difference between a melon and a baby? You have to cut open the melon before you can eat it

How do chinese people call the firemen? By phone.

What does pooh bear call his grandma? Pooh nanny.

What do you call a window you can see throu? A window.

Did I invite you to my birthday party? No. Then why are you at my birthday party?

Q: What do you do when the light burns out A: Just replace it with a bulb from a less used room

Who would be an amazing GOP VP? Chris Christie -Mitt Romney

Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

what is the difference between a picture of brooklyn decker and my grandma....i jack off to the picture of my grandma

What did Electra give her Dad for his birthday? Head. That's why her name is Electra.

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