What's funny and old? I really do'nt know

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A wise man once said a journey of a thousand steps starts with one step. The wise man also smoked weed and starved to death in a cave.

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Why did the Nun refude to say Thank You Father? Because she was raped by her father as a child.

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A wife asks her husband to treat her like she's special. So he tells her, "Gooooooooooo... Maaaaaaaaaaaaake... Meeeeeeee.... Aaaaaa.... Saaaaaaaandwitch

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Why did the man kill himself? Because he had a gun

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Your mother is so fat, that she was instructed by her doctor to go on a low carbohydrate, high protein diet to reduce the risk of heart disease later in life.

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Its about rewriting the laws of the universe and nothing less, yes yes theoretically the subconcious has unlimited potential (or at least potential we humans cannot theoretically comprehend nor define). But what if I can use my consciousness to trick my subconsciousness? What if I use the subconsciousness to trick the consciousness into tricking the subconciousness?

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why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

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How do you make a Muslim mad? You burn the Quran.

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why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

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So a blonde walks into a wall...

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Q - What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a trampoline? A - I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline.

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whats long, orange, and comes out of brown stuff? -a carrot.

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Whats's the similarities between an apple and a cat? They both have legs except for the apple.

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How do you make a black man cry? Stab his wife.

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A man walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender then lights him on fire.

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Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

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A: My dog has no nose! B: How does he smell? A: He cannot smell, because he has no nose.

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Read in a Jersey accent: SOOOOOO my friend __________ saw this coffee shop in new jersey! He was like.... i love coffee why dont they give it to me for free???? The man at the coffee shop Killed me! that is why coffee is not free!

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What's brown and sticky??? A brown stick

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what is red white and blue? the french flag

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Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

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Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a hammer. The other is a watermelon.

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Anti Joke

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