- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I'm wearing pants. Are you wearing pants? Yeah.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

Why did the black woman have an affair? Because she had an unsatisfying sex life, her old husband was boring, and she was curious about being with other men.

Why did a black kid kill his teacher? No reason. That what they do

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate your mom.

Smoke Day, Every Weed.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 45 pounds. My girlfriend was a fatass. Wasn't gonna make that mistake again when I found a woman to marry.

Dog is walking through a park and is almost stepped on by a horse. Dog says, "Hey, watch where you're going!" Horse says, "Well, looky here! A talking dog!"

What starts with f and end in uck Firetruck

Q: What do the Terms of Service say? A: I dont know, I didnt read them.

Why did Emily sit in a lonely corner? Because she just wanted to okay!

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree?Cause it was stapled to the cat.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert. It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert who? Mam, he was in an accident. Could you open the door please?

A Sloth runs...

If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

If life gives you lemons, squeeze it in life' s eyes.

What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

Slow and steady wins the race, But only in some cases. Mostly never.

Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

so three men walk into a bar and one is a priest.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

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