- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between and ? Blue custard

A horse trots into a bar. He is left with a bump on his head.

Roses are red, violets are blue No they're not, violets are violet

So, I'm sitting by this guy in Science class and we're learning about fungi. So this guy is being really nice and I tell him, "Bro, you're just a FUNgi to hang around", like fun guy.

Can anyone Lenin money?

What is the best way to deal with a broken ankle? Ear Lobes.

Once upon a time, a handsome prince met a beautiful princess. They both fell in love with each other. They then got married and lived happily ever after.

Your friend says "Hi" What do you say back? You say "chunky salsa?" She said "what?" You think she knows you made out with her boyfriend last night. So... You blurt out " I'm SO sorry I made out with your boyfriend lastnight" Know.... Your dead meat.

What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot.

Why did the first squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure. Why did Bobby fall off his bike? He was hit by 4 squirrels.

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? About 144 licks but everyone gets different answers because we all lick lollipops differently.

Why do sharks swim in salt water? Pepper water makes them sneeze! Why do whales swim in salt water? They can't survive in fresh water.

What was the baker a coward? He didn't have the "Bunz" to prove it!

Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: You tell her an anti joke

Why did the blind man fail his math test? Because he had been raped and murdered. Going blind is a side effect of death.

Why can't a T-Rex masturbate? Because dinosaurs have been extinct nearly 65 million years, due to an asteroid collision with the Earth

roses are red pickles are green i like your legs and whats in between

Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits off mountain sides. They crave that mineral.

How do you get Pikachu on a Bus? Pikachu Is A Fictional Charecter.

What if someone sold your socks to a Jew? I would blackflip through the air and shit on his chest.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

What did i say to the stupid person? Your Stupid.

Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

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