A blackman and an asian are walking down the street they pass eachother exchange looks and continue on with their day

What did the doctor say to the actor? Your an actor.

What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

How many stripes are there on a policeman's socks? None, policemen must wear regulation plain black socks.

What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

That awkward moment when Amish mingle has a member

If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

what do you call a muslim flying a plane a pilot

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

Roses are blue Violets are buckets this poem makes no sense Washing machines

A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

There was a black and a mexican man in a car. Who was driving? None of them; it was the police driving.

Knock knock. Who's there? The interrupting doctor. The inter-- --You have cancer.

Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

why cant dogs write letters? They do not have the dexterity to hold a pen, or even comprehend the basic language skills and grammatical layout of how to write a letter

What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

Why did Obama cross the road? Oh, wait, he didn't make it.

Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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