- Anti Joke

Q: How do you fit two beluga whales into a mini van? A: You don't.

Please don't shoot me

Knock knock Who's there? Bill Oh hai come in

why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

So a guy with no legs and no arms is on his death bed. He asks to sky dive one time before he dies.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes Wtf?

Why was the bus company sued? For substandard national safety regulations

What's the difference between a park bench and a hobo? The park bench can support a family

What's red, white and not blue. A Canadian flag

Jimmy Saville

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

Q: Why did the cheerleader drop her pom-poms? A: She was knocked unconscious from behind and repeatedly sodomized by a convicted rapist.

Why did the black man cross the road? Black people don't exist.

Q: Why was the gorrilla arrested? A: He broke a law.

A stripper walks into a bar, she proceeds to cry because she's an alcoholic and a stripper. Meanwhile, her 3 children sit at home hungry. She then goes home, and grabs her gun and shoots her children, then shoots herself. Bucket.

numbers just make the funniest antijokes

Why didn't the cab driver pick up the black man? Because the cab driver already had a passenger and it would be unprofessional to pick up another person.

A black man and a white man walk into a job interview. Neither of them get the job due to lack of skill in the field.

Why did you loose the basketball game? Because they scored more points than us.

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a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. Who was the LAST one to hop it? the mexican because he had to clean it first.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

FUCK YOU SAY FUCK YOU SAY SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH THATS WHAT I FUCKING SAID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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